MCMLXXXIII

J. Garrett Morris, Master of the Unwritten Law and Lord of the Dark Night, recently commented to me, "Girls are better with purple hair."

Susan: I am not a soft-boiled egg.
George: And I am not a piece of toast.

I rode my bike into a passing car once. My brakes were broken. There was nothing I could do. The van was totaled. My bike was fine... but I was a little late to school. I had to bring a note. That was a very good story. You could all learn something from it.

"Drinking and shirtless debauchery. Oh, the glories."


*** this is such a bad segue

"Say your silent goodbyes."

Usko, Have you killed a Poet lately?