Establish Dominance!

To do list:

• Buy beer and assorted booze


• Drink to excess


• Try to feel feelings and fail


• Watch Super Bowl


• Lament the good old days


• Buy black pants to match sport coat


• Touch myself while thinking of you


• Drink myself to sleep


• Other stuff not worth mentioning

If you should ever find yourself rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic, be sure to make them look pretty.  No one wants to die surrounded by an unpleasing arrangement of deck furniture.  I know I don’t.  It just doesn’t sit right, you know, in the gut.

Man in the Dark Suit: But that’s absurd!
Billy Prophet: Isn’t it just.

Ron: Happy Christmas, Harry!
Harry: Happy Christmas, Ron!

No roads lead to Freethought.  It isn’t an accident.  Freethought seceded from the US a few years back and since then all roads have been rerouted.  I suppose that’s the price you have to pay.  Most of us see it as a blessing.  Keeps the fucking tourists out.  If you have ever met a tourist, you can see why we like not having them around.  And that’s just one of the crazy facts about our sweet fucking town.

Money, Fame, and Power.  Everything else is just bullshit.

All we are saying is “Give anarchy a chance.”

More at 11.  Stay tuned for these important words for our sponsor…

“People don’t drink the sand because they are thirsty.  They drink the sand because they don’t know the difference.”
- President Andrew Shepherd, The American President